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Peter: We're officially on welfare. Come on, kids. Help me scatter garbage on the front lawn.
Quagmire: Hey, maybe we could set Peter up with another lemon snowcone.

Peter: The first one didn't taste like lemon at all. It tasted like...
[pauses]

Peter: Oh, you guys are ASSES.

[Family is talking about Peter's drinking problem]
Brian: And remember the time when you had an Irish coffee before we went to see "Philadelphia"?
[Shows them in a movie theater]
Peter: Ah, yeah. It's the guy from "Big". Tom Hanks Everything he says is a riot.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.
[Peter starts laughing uncontrollably]

Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.

Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation

I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken -- and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

You wondered how you’d make it through. I wondered what was wrong with you. Because how could you give your love to someone else, yet share your dreams with me? Sometimes the only thing you’re looking for, is the one thing you can’t see.

dedicated to a girl like no other